May 23, 2012

 

 

Please forgive my mood today

I’m sure you don’t think there’s any need

To put you through this living hell

But once a month we women bleed

 

 

It begins in adolescence

It’s sometimes called The Curse

This cycle stays with us for most of our life

And as we get older, it often gets worse!

 

 

It can make some women suicidal

And drive others right round the bend

Until we get menopausal

A living hell without an end

 

 

There doesn’t seem any rhyme or reason

‘Stop this pain God!’ we often plead

It’s all part of being a female

Once a month we women bleed

 

 

May 20, 2012

 

 

To yearn and not touch

And appear free from lust

Is an improbability

 

To love unconditionally

And not experience hurt

Is an impossibility

 

 

 

 

The over optimistic cool dude

The spinner of yarn onto a

mythical spool

The childlike fantasist

and you, the innocent believer

and fool!

 

 

 

 

 

A melting menagerie of muddled

minds. Raucous unruliness.

Just men being men

 

 

 

 

Don’t give me that

load of old frog spawn

You croaking toad

with bulging eyes,

and flaring nostrils

revealing your lies!

 

 

 

 

 

What she lacked in education

She made up for in humour.

She was young and exciting

As graceful as a puma

So tall and energetic.

So powerfully beguiling.

He knew he couldn’t contain her

But for a while she had him smiling.

 

 

May 19, 2012

 

 

The sheep is lying on his back,

Nearly strangled by the fence netting.

And the sight of a horn entangled,

As you know, can be very upsetting!

 

We’ve told him more than once or twice

The serious dangers of trampoling!

But would he listen, would he heck.

He’s now been released and stood up reeling!

 

 

 

 

 

 

You’ve won my love, so what’s the next step now?

We’ve gone as far as we can somehow

Without causing pain, and putting strain

On our loved ones at home, who still remain

Loyal and trusting, innocent and true

It would break their hearts if they ever knew

What can we do?

 

We knew at the start how these things go,

A smile across a bar, then the next thing you know

It’s weekly meetings full of surprise,

But at home a succession

Of lies and disguise, staring into their eyes.

It would break their hearts if they ever knew

What can we do?

 

We’ll call it quits and stop it now

There’s the children to consider, and anyhow

Perfection in love is just for the dreamer

But I’ll never know why the grass

Always looks greener

It would break their hearts if ever they knew

And that wouldn’t do!

 

 

 

 

Ride this storm and calm will come,

After the rain there’s always the sun.

 

Don’t let your efforts go to waste,

Think things through, there is no haste.

 

What an empire you have made,

Don’t let your love now start to fade.

 

Life is full of peaks and troughs,

Many a hic-cup and plenty of coughs!

 

Love each other, please stay strong,

And soon you will be back on song.

 

 

 

 

May 18, 2012

 

 

He loved her like there was no tomorrow

And maybe that is the most honest form of love

To take the moment as it presents itself

To seize the opportunity

To not ask questions and therefore remove all guilt.

But as with every high point, a low must follow

And then comes the abyss

 

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