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February 19, 2013

 

 

Ditch the pastry,

ditch the crumble,

prevent your tummy

from doing a rumble.

Ditch the digestives,

and chocolate too,

eat plenty of fruit and

you’ll easily pooh.

Try five a day of

veg. red and green, and

become the slimmest

you’ve ever been.

Discover those hip bones

you had when aged twenty,

when size ten was you

and guys queued aplenty.

Into your food cupboards

put only the best, and

soon you’ll look great in

your knickers and vest.

 

 

 

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