December 21, 2012

 

 

Eventually that feeling will leave you,

when the shine starts to lose it’s gloss,

after you strip away the chocolate coating,

and fight your way through the candy floss.

 

 

 

December 15, 2012

 

 

Put on your combinations, love,

the weather is chilly outside.

Button up your liberty bodice dear,

tis not the season to worry about pride.

 

 

December 11, 2012

 

 

 

Percoughalees said to Mendotta

‘Lets have a look at whata you gotta’.

 

‘No chance’ said Mendotta to Percoughalees,

‘Go rid yourself of that love bug disease’.

 

But persistent Percoughalees wasn’t put off,

and this time asked Mendotta for a squeeze.

 

Indignant Mendotta said ‘Not a hope, now go

take a cold shower, Percougalees – please’.

 

 

 

December 3, 2012

 

 

The expectation

The razzamatazz

The once a year parties

filled with pizzazz.

The over indulgence

The extra drink they insist,

and with time forgotten,

the last train home missed.

The slip of the tongue

The cocky remark

‘Nothing meant personally mate,

just having a lark’.

The battle from nowhere

The verbal attack

Pals trying to restrain you,

but copping the whack.

Then homeward bound

by taxi that costs,

just as dawn is breaking,

with the morning frost.

And finally –

A punch on the nose

and a dig in the ribs

from her indoors

for telling her fibs.

 

 

 

November 27, 2012

 

 

He had the delicate touch of a lump hammer.

His comments were always pile driven.

He attempted humour where angels fled.

His naivety,  not always forgiven.

 

 

November 25, 2012

 

 

He quietly put the key in the lock,

the hour was late and he needed affection.

But the key wouldn’t budge, for he was at

the wrong house, fast realising his

memory stick had lost it’s direction.

 

 

 

 

When out of the blue,

a little love bug comes calling

Flick the head of the little love bug,

and send him sprawling.

 

 

November 23, 2012

 

 

Try to find some beauty

in an ugly bluebottle fly.

It may be an ancient ancestor,

returning to earth for a second try.

 

 

 

 

Let’s be flexible,

and accepting of fools.

Let’s be pliable, and

break a few rules.

 

 

November 21, 2012

 

 

He was a legend in his own

bath water.

He certainly made a splash.

He had a gold plated rubber duck,

to add a touch of panache.

 

 

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